I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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