Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
