Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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