Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Never underestimate the power of titties
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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