I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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