so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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