I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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