Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
