I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
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