Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
