how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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