I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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