I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Help. Why am I so naked?
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