quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
