Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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