you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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