i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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