Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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