Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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