I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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