i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I have post one night stand depression
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