im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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