Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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