Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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