she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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