i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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