You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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