is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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