the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
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