Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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