school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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