singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
There r osticjed everywhere
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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