U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
My life is pants optional.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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