Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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