I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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