Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
There was a lot of him and a little penis
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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