Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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