just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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