I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
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