I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Terrible idea I love it
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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