While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Four minutes until I can fart!
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Randomize
