Nicole vs. Life
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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