we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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