dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
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