Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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