You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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