did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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