let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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