I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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