I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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