dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Randomize
