Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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